1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

(via pohtato)

(via thebootydiaries)

• Girl: Are you nervous?
• Me: Yes
• Girl: Is this your first time?
• Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *pouring fabric softener*<p/><b>Brain:</b> drink<p/><b>Me:</b> ??? no???<p/><b>Brain:</b> smell nice. drink<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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memethentik:

don’t be upsetti, eat some dick

(via trust)